"Still Alive? Then Try Suicide! Cause Everyone Else is Too Pussy To Kill You"
I got the idea to write that from a quote I read that said "some people are alive only cause it's illegal to kill them". So true. If it wasn't for the death sentence, life in prison, or whatever the hell prison gets you these days...the funeral business would be skyrocketing..hmmm, perhaps legalizing murder can save our economy? More jobs would be open too once more people die. America was actually founded cause people died. After the black plague, a certain class of people found themselves empowered. Before fridges, meat wasn't very appetizing when preserved. This new class had a taste for spices and spices needed to be found all over the world...so the accidental "discovery" of America was all due to an attempt to meet the high demand for spices that survivors of the black plague had...wait, what did all this have to do with my art again...
Oh well, anyways, here's another billboard:
"He kills and fucks...that's about it. KILL & FUCK THE MOVIE. Rated PG"
Yep, only rated PG. I remember Trey Parker once said his film "Orgazmo" got an NC-17 rating even though it could pass off as rated R (hell, I gave a co-worker's son a copy of it for his b-day and he was only 14, he was able to handle it and his parents were cool with him watching it). "Orgazmo" got a pretty obscene rating whereas big mainstream films that were heavier on the sex and violence got the tamer R rating so that more people could see it in theaters. Yeah so I'm like commenting at the double standard here of independent film ratings vs Big Mainstream film ratings. In this country, don't matter if you're black, white, yellow..as long as your money is GREEN.
And here's the last billboard of the day:
"CURE ANYTHING PILL. Yep, Cures Anything....SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE Not curing anything and fucking you up more than before"
Whenever I'm sick with a cold or allergy, I try not to take any medicine. First of all, the dumb shit doesn't work. And second, it just fucks up your liver, blood pressure, and who else knows what? People are such blind idiots to big pharmaceutical companies just cause they want a convenient pill to pop for whatever ails them. People put way too much faith in pills for mental disorders (every school shooting was linked to overrated antidepressants). And a lot of people buy into the whole cholesterol lowering drug bullshit (statins get prescribed like crazy to everyone). That stuff just kills you more than cholesterol. Hell, there isn't even any proof that cholesterol is bad. In fact studies have shown cholesterol is important to the immune system and the body in general. Why else would our bodies create it when we don't have enough of it? At an evolutionary standpoint, it does not make sense that the body would allegedly self-destruct like that. Don't believe me about cholesterol? You're on the internet I assume, go on google and just type "cholesterol myth". Not that hard.
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